Second video from this already groundbreaking series: Joke of the Day – Wahey! If you’re a regular Youtubaduu’er, subscribe on!
Grey Shirt & Tie – Spector
Also. Book teaser on the way soon. Wuu huu!
New blogaruu feature. One joke. Every day. Book. Done. Camera. On!
Too Insistent (Trentemoller Remix) – The Do
Miss You – The Rolling Stones
Very sad day. Just took down my Christmas tree. Meant to do it last weekend but I couldn’t bear the thought/too lazy. Now it’s down. Meaning Christmas is over. Done. Dusted. Out. Buried. No more. Hard to take. Although the thing is:
Does Christmas ever even start in LA?
Ehh…
No.
Not at all.
Week leading up to Christmas: No buzz. At all. Few places had decorations up, of course. Shops were plumping and pimping out Christmas deals. But all felt fake. Selling. As opposed to cheerful. Plus, I too was working a good bit – Book on – so it kept my mind off the cold, hardened, heathen, non-Christmas buzz in the air. People don’t even say ‘Happy Christmas’ here. It’s all ‘Happy Holidays!’ Just in case you somehow offend someone? Funk. That. Christmas. On! Ye whures.
Pint Per Pub. Shots Encouraged, But Purely Optional...
As always, 12 Pubs of Christmas held high hopes for kicking the Christmas buzz into gear. As always, initial responses to the mighty pub crawl were lukewarm/confused/uninterested/horrendous. Mighty. Thankfully, closer to the day, a group formed, Christmas jumpers were purchased, and the crawl was on. (Either way I was going on it but always nicer to have others in dodgy Christmas jumpers join you on your way.)
That was a good hoot at least. Quite and polite at first. Chug and chug at second. Warming up at third. Banter at fourth. And people out of their shells at five. As always, one quiet guy in the group burst out of his shell with a demonic smile. Hilarious guy who I know only as Dave. Don’t remember much about him. Just that Continue Reading »
Sunny (Mercury II Edit) – Marvin Gaye
Good morning. Proper Christmas blogaruu to come soon, hopefully. In lieu until then, how aboot some of my gibbering along on my buddy’s radio show? Mighty? I know! Rudebox on…
I Got The – Labi Siffre
Sometimes I like to just go for a cruise and think about the Dutch way of life. Not sure why. Other times I like to go up to Mulholland Drive and gibbering along on my buddy’s podcast. So here is episode two of that! (Apologies. Horrendous. Ha.)
I do believe my stint as a weather girl is my best input: Hot. Apres that. Ahem. Listen on… Continue Reading »
Handle With Care – Traveling Wilburys
So the other day I walked into the doctor’s and said:
Hello, doctor Ian, I have this slight cough for a while now, can you-
Say no more, he said, just drop the pants, jump up on the bed, lie on your side and we’ll take a look.
Down they went. Up I jumped. Over I lay. And only then did I think:
Hmmm. O-Kaaaayyyyyyy!
So that was odd. Cold. Knuckley. And uncomfortable.
But at least the cough’s now gone.
Finger Licking Bad
Speaking of fingers, there I was yesterday, dressed as a leper chaun, getting ready Continue Reading »