Someone’s Leaked My New Book RanDumber?!?

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Holiday (Madonna Cover) – Capital Cities

Sweet Lord. Just found out someone’s leaked part of my new book, RanDumber. No clue who? Or how they got the file? Hmm. Must’ve broken in. Swooped the chapter. And now it’s all over the web. Shared on Pirate Bay. Mediafire. BitTorrent. Twitter. Facebook. Myspace. Even Bebo! How did it end up on Bebo?! Ah well. Not much I can do about it now. Authorities have been notified. We’ll catch the feck who leaked it, don’t you worry at all. Until then, I suppose if it’s out there and people are sharing it, feel free to share it too so then we can all: Read on!!!

Click to Read -> RanDumber Chapter 1 Leaked

Rumour has it another chapter will be leaked sometime this week… What what!?!

Killing me.

Share on!

Read My First Wonderful Book – RanDumb: Click!

Although look what arrived today…

Sweet. Lord. Betsy. She is a real thing. And feels mighty! Big fan of the rear…

Only a pre-order, so not available yet to the public masses. Soon though. She shall be set free. And then. Demented. Headless. Chicken. Run. Dumb. Er. On!

Until then, I am off on a little adventure. Going to the Island of the Unknown down by the sea of sun, sand and rum punches. On a mighty device called a jet. Which are particularly mightier when private. If you know what I mean. Wuu. Clothes off. Carribe. On. Duu!

Here’s a mix to keep you company while I am gone. Made it in the back of my car today while stuck in traffic. Kind of odd. But. Dance. On. And on. And. On!

#15 – Valentine’s Day Joke

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Wrote a mighty poem today. Felt it should be shared. Things went weird. Blacked out. Woke up. Heard the door shut. Fecking. Milkman: Joke of the Day – Wahey!

My Wonderful Book: Click!

Don’t Go Breaking My Heart (With Kiki Dee) – Elton John

Walk – Foo Fighters

 

#14 – Forgot The Joke Joke

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So… The other day I got a mighty video review on Amazon. Tut. Sorry. So… First ever video review. Made me laugh. A lot. So… Here’s my video response. First ever one so please bear with me. I did also kind of forget to tell a joke. Isn’t that hilarious!?! Ha. Hm. You just never know with live TV: Joke of the Day – Wahey!

Tiny Dancer – Elton John

We Can Dance (Frames Remix) – Lancelot

And by the by, if anyone happens to be looking for a group hotels booking website, try Dingadeal! They have not paid me to say this. I. Swear. Ahem. Pah.

#13 – The Librarian Joke

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Great vague news: Mighty day! Wuu huu wahey. White abyss. Over. But enough about that gibber that makes little sense unless you live in my head. Mighty place. Back to the good stuff, the gold, the honey, the marbles: Joke of the Day – Wahey!

Wild Ones (Shoe Scene Symphony Remix) – Sia

Lost Found (Black Light Smoke Remix) – Francis Harris

#12 – Italian Joke

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Busy day. Still waiting on final confirmation before chapters get horsed up. Until then let us enjoy another absolutely wonderful video: Joke of the Day – Wahey!

All Those Moments (Marek Hemmann Remix) – Moornyc

#11 – Fast Joke

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Quick one today. And by quick, I mean horren- Enjoy: Joke of the Day – Wahey!

This Head I Hold – Electric Guest