#15 – Valentine’s Day Joke

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Wrote a mighty poem today. Felt it should be shared. Things went weird. Blacked out. Woke up. Heard the door shut. Fecking. Milkman: Joke of the Day – Wahey!

My Wonderful Book: Click!

Don’t Go Breaking My Heart (With Kiki Dee) – Elton John

Walk – Foo Fighters

 

#14 – Forgot The Joke Joke

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So… The other day I got a mighty video review on Amazon. Tut. Sorry. So… First ever video review. Made me laugh. A lot. So… Here’s my video response. First ever one so please bear with me. I did also kind of forget to tell a joke. Isn’t that hilarious!?! Ha. Hm. You just never know with live TV: Joke of the Day – Wahey!

Tiny Dancer – Elton John

We Can Dance (Frames Remix) – Lancelot

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#12 – Italian Joke

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Busy day. Still waiting on final confirmation before chapters get horsed up. Until then let us enjoy another absolutely wonderful video: Joke of the Day – Wahey!

All Those Moments (Marek Hemmann Remix) – Moornyc

#11 – Fast Joke

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Quick one today. And by quick, I mean horren- Enjoy: Joke of the Day – Wahey!

This Head I Hold – Electric Guest

#9 – Bicycle Joke

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So I was given an option: Read through RanDumber one last time and fine comb e.v.e.r.y s.i.n.g.l.e w.o.r.d a.n.d l.e.t.t.e.r t.o m.a.k.e s.u.r.e i.t i.s p.e.r.f.e.c.t? Or. Just say nah, trust the editors and let it loose. Hmm. What to do? Will my self-diagnosed OCD let me sleep easy if I say let it loose? Actually, is it OCD or O.C.D? Oh Jesus. What is it? Because that’s in the book and I want to make sure the way I have it is the right way and that the editors saw that it was whichever way it was and made sure to change it or not depending on whether it was right or wrong.

Choice made: Fine comb on! Ergo. Late night. Early morning. Makes a tired boy. And here is today’s video. Number nine and still in line: Joke of the Day – Wahey!

Heart (Feat. Keep Shelly In Athens) – MMoths

#8 – Barry The Butcher Joke

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Never too late for number eight, you know what to say: Joke of the Day – Wahey!

Know It’s Right – Carousel