Lisztomania (Alex Metric Remix) – Phoenix

Just got back from DJigging a big charity event. Also known as a D lister party. D-listers. D-lusters. Reality show heads. Famous ex-wives. People in commercials. Rich old men. Young empty women. Desperate older women, out looking for husbands. Empty. Vapid. Fake. Gift bags. Mighty fun! Thank funk I was DJigging. At least I discovered that romance novels are a great ice-breaker. Got home. Done. Dusted. Dancing? Eh. Nay. Kind of has me pondering. How’s my plan going? You know. Every man needs a plan, plan. So. In the past month I have:

• Boozed
• Danced
• DJ’igged
• Boozed
• Been a single parent
• Been a tour guide
• Been a host
• Boozed
• Watched intense Harrison Ford movies
• Watched brooding Keanu Reeves movies
• Criticised movies I’ve never even seen
• Boozed
• Watched stand-up
• Watched soccer matches
• Played soccer matches
• Enjoyed pool days
• Lounged about
• Boozed
• Read romance novels
• Read scripts
• Read books about writing
• Prepared for writing
• Boozed
• Ate
• Slept
• Flown around
• Boozed
• Did this
• Did that
• Paid rent early
• Almost ended up being on a really big TV show
• Went on a sunbed

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