Feed a man a fish. Feed him for a day.
Teach a man how to be a fish. Funk him up for life.
Until he meets a mermaid.
And speaking of which… Why are there never any overweight mermaids?
Just two wonderful thoughts I had time to mull over this weekend. Quite the weekend. Five wonderful DJigging gigs somehow all fell through/got pushed back/evaporated. Mighty stuff. Ted Danson. Dancing on. On the upside. Slipped on my hibernation slippers. Read two books. Watched a few DVDs. Wrote out a couple of mighty proposals! Work to be done. So time to go duu. Short and brief. Pod-g on…
Enough Talk, More Writing! 
Hey, these podcasts are getting better. You are sounding much more relaxed as you do more. Took the the first three with me to the gym while on the treadmill. Unfortunately, it didn’t help me get the girl…
Oh well, on to the next one!
Ha, use the audio book as an opening howdy! Pollute her ears with gibber!