My Piece of Crap Joke #19 (Also: Edit)

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Float – KO KO


Ever get into a machine mode? As in you are Charlie Sheen’s Mum? (Ma Sheen. Get it? Hilarious.) Today was one of those days. Mighty. Dawn to dawn. (Nice girl.) Got some amount of buckets of work done. As in… Well, nothing concrete that I will bore you with now. But, let’s just say, it’s at least like wet cement at the moment. Let it sit. Let it settle. Let it go. Even now the gibber is still flowing. So. I made a video. Because I am an enigmanure. Obviously. Joke of the Day – Wahey!

Oh. And there was also this fine spread in an Irish paper today. Me naked legs spread wide over two pages. Mighty mighty. Although I was promised a seven page spread. But I’ll get over that. One thing that is odd to see is when your stuff is edited or quotes are just made up. Never really a fan of that. In case you ever wondered what goes on in the editing world, here’s an example of a slight edit… Continue Reading »

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#10 – Shin Joke

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Now then. Great news. Spent the weekend reading RanDumber. Top to bottom. Inside. Out. Trout. Mouth. And. Now. She. Is. Done. So. Wuu. Huu. And. Duu!

On that note… Who would like to read some teaser chapters??

First off – Ten and then!?! She’s back: Joke of the Day – Wahey!

I Want To Break Free – Queen


Bohemian Rhapsody – Queen


#9 – Bicycle Joke

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So I was given an option: Read through RanDumber one last time and fine comb e.v.e.r.y s.i.n.g.l.e w.o.r.d a.n.d l.e.t.t.e.r t.o m.a.k.e s.u.r.e i.t i.s p.e.r.f.e.c.t? Or. Just say nah, trust the editors and let it loose. Hmm. What to do? Will my self-diagnosed OCD let me sleep easy if I say let it loose? Actually, is it OCD or O.C.D? Oh Jesus. What is it? Because that’s in the book and I want to make sure the way I have it is the right way and that the editors saw that it was whichever way it was and made sure to change it or not depending on whether it was right or wrong.

Choice made: Fine comb on! Ergo. Late night. Early morning. Makes a tired boy. And here is today’s video. Number nine and still in line: Joke of the Day – Wahey!

Heart (Feat. Keep Shelly In Athens) – MMoths


#8 – Barry The Butcher Joke

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Never too late for number eight, you know what to say: Joke of the Day – Wahey!

Know It’s Right – Carousel


#7 – Parrot Joke

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Just read this on Twitter…

Your weariness is not an excuse to quit. It is a confirmation that you’re making progress.

Wise words to mull over as you watch today’s video. Let’s just say I’m feeling progressive? Long but mighty night unfortunately mixed with a très early morn!!

And apparently my name was also drip-dropped on BBC Radio One today? Progressive on!

Seven heaven from this succulent new series: Joke of the Day – Wahey!

Pelican – The Maccabees


#6 – Dublin Joke

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And we’re back! Six of the best. Still going strong: Joke of the Day – Wahey!

Henrietta – The Fratellis