One week ago, I realised two things. One. My bedroom is the quietest place ever created. My pillow screams at me. That kind of quiet. Too quiet to sleep. That kind of quiet. Tough life, I know. Seriously though. Come sleep in my bed. The quietness is deafening. Tough life. Moving on. Secondly. I’ve slipped. Fallen. Into a routine. Step by step. Particularly mornings. Wake up. Get out of bed. Right side. Literally. Walk around my bed. Over to my laptop. Turn it on. Open the blinds. Open the window. Fix my bed. Pick up my laptop. Go to the bathroom. Surf. Hotmail. BBC Football. Gmail. Blog. Facebook. Twitter. Kitchen. Bowl. Porridge. Microwave. Drink some water. Drink some more. Ding. Porridge. Coffee. Chug. Water. Brush my teeth. Clothes on. And away I go. (more…)
Entries categorized as ‘Acting’
Y’s Up. Owl On.
April 27, 2010 · 2 Comments
Categories: Acting · DJ · LA Living · Music · Random Ramblings · Writing.
Tagged: Celestica, Commercial Agent, Crystal Castles, Dancing On My Own, DJ'ing, Dodging, Fear, Income, Knocking, LA, Literary Agent, Mary, Meetings, Moaning, Mondays, Mundane, Outcome, Rambling, Rent, Robyn, Routine, Whittling
Flash Gordon
April 23, 2010 · 2 Comments
Let’s pretend today’s Monday. Ok. Where was I… oh yeah, flashbacks have been flooding in all day. Flashes of all kinds. Time to fill in the blanks. Funny old weekend. Getting back on track. Good chunk of buddies giddied up to Coachella for the weekend. Back to my solo Joe galavanting. Turned out a treat. Not sure exactly why. I do know there shall be more solo Joe in the future though. Weekend of DJigging. More DJigs the merrier. Good for the soul. White abyss needs to be filled up. Either that. Or my glass just keeps on being refilled. DJig on. Even if it does lead me down paths full of nuts and nutters. (more…)
Categories: Acting · DJ · LA Living · Music · Random Ramblings · Writing.
Tagged: Agent, Apple Juice, Back & Forth, Blur, Coachella, DJ'ing, Fedde Le Grand, Flashbacks, Flashing, Folf, Fool's Day, Grannies, gym, Hype, L.A, Models, Nuts, Nutter, Threesomes, Weho
Shooting Up
April 16, 2010 · 4 Comments
Big day yesterday. Avoiding this day for over a year. Not sure why. Well, I am. Not a fan of photos. In the slightest. Taking a camera. Aiming it at my head. Pressing the trigger. Not a fan. Churning out a smile part. Smile… Cheese! Did it work? No, smile again… cheese! Sorry, flash didn’t work! Again… cheese… camera shuts down. One more… cheese… smile… didn’t get your head in. Last one… smile… cheese! Maybe it’s the person taking photos? Mayeb it’s fake smiles. Catch the moment, no problem. Fake smiles, faces twitches and cracks. All are pitiful excuses really. Then again, I can be quite the pity. It’s all me. (more…)
Categories: Acting · LA Living · Music · Random Ramblings
Tagged: Acting, West Hollywood, weirdos, Headshots, Commercial, Shoots, Posing, Smiling, Sucking, Cheeks, Kissy Sell Out, Garden Friends, Blanks, Ducks, Cindy Crawford
Speak? Easy… Hubulla!
March 24, 2010 · Leave a Comment
I wonder. And I ponder. A lot. And a fair bit. This. That. Gibber. Even more wondering and pondering shall be going on now that I have decided to cut all kinds of worry. Pointless. Not just mine. Others. Udders. Everyone’s. Too much worry floating aboot. No need for mine to clog up the system even more. Dumb enough. Especially when it’s about stuff that has not and might not even happen. Like the end of the world. Which is not for another two years. Pointless worry like that. Two years!?! A fair chunk away. Plenty to do until then. From now on, I shall only worry about other people. Concern for other people. Worry is a word which shall be banished. Which is why I ponder. And I wonder. About myself. And if perhaps I am out to sabotage myself. Self saboteur. On a constant basis. (more…)
Categories: Acting · LA Living · Music · Random Ramblings · Stand-Up · Writing.
Tagged: Acting, Agent, Beverly Hills, Book, Coffee, Cover, Dribble, Drivel, Family Guy, Gibberish, Jonsi, Lunch, Manager, Meetings, Opie, Sabotagaing, Time To Pretend, Writing.
Enough Talk, More Music!!!
March 21, 2010 · Leave a Comment
Saturday morning. Coffee meeting. Talent manager. Re de de. Might be something. Could be nothing. We. Shall. See. We me, same difference. Sit down. How’s she cutting. Thanks for the coffee. Rar diddy rar. Big. Dumb. Gulp. Burn, scald, dribble, dumb. Once again, not again. Holy funk. Tongue on fire. Throat on hold. Eyes watering. Mouth dribbling. Tongue blowing. Highly impressive. Quite the talent. Come one. Come all. Come manage me! At least the rest of the meeting went well. Seems legit. Credentials. Clients I know. Me shall see. Rest of the day was just as mighty. Except maybe when my mixer didn’t work for that DJig. And then the speaker didn’t work. And then my laptop decided to join the strike. Giddy up the iPho… Pardon. 5 minutes. What? What what? Great day. Slow me. I blame my Big Bird bob. Anyways, enough talk, more music! (more…)
Categories: Acting · Enough Talk · Enough Talk More Music!!! · More Music!!! · Music · Random Ramblings
Tagged: Music, DJ'ing, Marc Johns, Two Door Cinema Club, Jonsi, Holiday, Switchblade (Designer Drugs Remix), I Can Talk, Tornado, Montauk, Monkey Man, Toots and the Maytals, Hearts Revolution, Manager, Coffee Meeting, Dribbling
Man. Up. Stand. Up. Up. & Away!
January 4, 2010 · Leave a Comment
Finishing the book is the goal at the momento. The only goal. Revising, chopping, writing, editing, cluelessness… a mighty hoot! Although, I’ve realised I’m not really a fan of reading back over all my mistakes to be true, ha. Onwards and upwards. And at various points I’ve at least recognised a need to focus. Recognition. Now would be as good as any time to recognise that once more! However, New Year’s resolutions, not really a fan. Lucky if they make it out of January alive. Quickly dismissed. Fully disappear as the year goes on. Should’ve done that. Next year. Continued on for years and years. Learn Spanish? Learn a few songs on the old gee-tar? Still going strong since 1999! Wuu. Another way to fool myself. Perhaps it’s because I keep them to myself. And, as a result, less accountable for them. However, this time last year I had no blogaruu. Re de de, no little pink diary for myself. And now, I do. Duu! (more…)
Categories: Acting · DJ · Enough Talk · Random Ramblings · Stand-Up · Writing.
Tagged: Book, Cake, Cigarettes & Alcohol, DJ, Fun, Life, Live, Movie, New Year Plan, Oasis, Resolutions, Sitcom, Stand-Up










