Just The Tip O’ The, I Swear…

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End of the year. Wuu. Great time. People copying and pasting inspirational quotes all over the place. So that’s deep and profound.  Also a wonderful time of year for people feeling an immense desire to give you their Best of Year Lists. Top 100 Moments of 2011! Top 84 Songs of the Year! Top 34 of Nothing! Thankfully, I shall not be doing this. Nay, nay. I’ll just be doing the tip, I swear…

My list shall consist of mighty things that happened in 2011 that I can think of off the top of my head right now. In absolutely zero order. Pure. Gibber. Mayhem.

And we’re off…

FAVOURITE SONG (Which Is Also Currently Playing on iTunes):

Morning Mountain (Borrowing The Past) - Essáy x Rhian Sheehan

FAVOURITE BOOKS (Which Happen To Be The Last Three I Read):

What’s Not To Love? by Jonathan Ames

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas by Hunter S. Thompson

Naked by David Sedaris

FAVOURITE PRESENT (Which Happens To Be On My Lap Now):

Kindle Fire Betsy!

FAVOURITE PRIVATE JET TRIP:

Miami! Read it all aboot it here – > Where? Here? Yes.

FAVOURITE BOOK THAT WAS RATED #1 ON AMAZON HUMOR:

RanDumb! Ahem.

FAVOURITE BOOK FAIR I SOLD OUT AT:

LA Times Book Festival!

FAVOURITE SHORT FILUM I MADE:

FAVOURITE RADIO SHOW PODCAST I GIBBERED ON:

And last but not least…

FAVOURITE CONVICT WHO USED TO PHONE ME FROM JAIL:

Judy!

Actually, let’s end on…

EVERYONE'S FAVOURITE MUSIC MIX:

MIGHTY 2011. Ahem. Well done to all involved. Hope ye all had a mighty one too. Cheers for reading all my gibber as well. Some prancers. 2012 shall be even more dancing. Particularly as my new book RanDumber is soon to be released. And then a third one when I pull the finger out! And also perhaps *!?!?!?!*!*! and last but not least potentially a full-on ?!!??!*!&@*. Which would be savage! PUMPED!

More to come if and when and yes. Until then: Giddy up. And. Dance. On!!! 

Oh yeah, and don’t forget…

Cheers to a New Year and another chance for us to get it right. 
Oprah Winfrey

Celebration – Kool & The Gang

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